Session 27 - 26 July 2025

Location: Belendar - Palace War Room, Palace Feast Hall, Fizwidget's Magical Reality (Toadstool Realm)
Date In-Game: Day 5 after Grand Tournament (evening)


Key Events

Pre-Feast War Room Briefing

Timeline Note: This briefing occurred "a couple of hours earlier" before the feast (flashback structure)

Attendees:

Strategic Planning Session:

Eldrin Oakenhart reviewed kingdom map and strategic objectives:

Map Overview Provided:

Northern Territory Objectives:

Eldrin Oakenhart's recommended priorities:

  1. Duchy of Neverwinter - Most important northern settlement, controls large area
  2. Eastern Citadel - Gone quiet, borders the Badlands (orc/goblin/minotaur/troll territories)

Geographic Context:

Additional Locations Mentioned:

Heirloom Discussion:

DM clarified new heirloom mechanic:

Army & Battle Mechanics Preview:


Fizwidget's Magical Reality

Initial Feast - First Magical Effects

Timeline: Evening feast, several hours after war room briefing

Party ate magical cherry cake - rolled D100 for effects:

Elvva Beltavar (78):

Elik'r Stormswallow (97) & Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian (same roll):

Ser Tessell Highfrost (34):

Lady Odonia of Galantri (28):

Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian (55):

First Drinks - Fizwidget Appears

Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian returned with tray of 6 shot glasses:

Effects (D100 rolls):

Ser Tessell Highfrost (35):

Elik'r Stormswallow (23):

Lady Odonia of Galantri (80) & Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian (80 - same roll):

Elvva Beltavar (86):

ToooAh (91):

Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian:

Boar Hunt Interlude

Elik'r Stormswallow and Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian:

ToooAh's Activities:

Elvva Beltavar's Situation:

Encounter with Ser Roland:

Princess's Chambers - Three-Way Competition

Lady Odonia of Galantri and Ser Tessell Highfrost both approached Crown Princess Eilrora Everglade:

Athletics checks to reach Princess first:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Approach:

Ser Tessell Highfrost's Approach:

Boar Hunt Resolution

Location: Outskirts of city

Elik'r Stormswallow and Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian singing while hunting:

Gnome Trader Encounter:

Boar Finally Found:

Toadstool Discovery

ToooAh at Garden:

After planting bean:

Princess's Chamber - Fizwidget's Intervention

Three in chamber: Crown Princess Eilrora Everglade, Ser Tessell Highfrost, Lady Odonia of Galantri

Time slowed:

Fizwidget Appearance:

Reality Shift:

After Encounter:

Ser Roland Encounter Aftermath

Elvva Beltavar's Experience:

After intimate encounter:

Return to Feast - Second Round of Drinks

All five party members back at table:

Elik'r Stormswallow (still singing): "I've caught a boar. What have you all done?"

ToooAh: "Come and explore the mushroom with me"

Ser Tessell Highfrost: "Not 'what', my dear chap, 'whom'"

Lady Odonia of Galantri: "Yes, by all means"

Zone of Truth Cast:

Truth Telling:

Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian's Return:

Second Drinks - Fizwidget Returns

Wisdom Saving Throws (High DC):

Fizwidget Appearance:

Elik'r Stormswallow's Choice:

Second Drink Effects (D100):

ToooAh (28):

Ser Tessell Highfrost (15):

Elvva Beltavar (5):

Elik'r Stormswallow (23):

Lady Odonia of Galantri (80):

Return to Feast - Third Round Setup

Half hour later - all returned to feast hall:

Status check:

ToooAh's Insistence:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Parrot:

Journey to Toadstool:

Door Appearance to Each Person:

Toadstool Entrance - Box Choice

Fizwidget Appeared:

Left Box (Not Chosen):

Right Box (Chosen):


Toadstool Realm - Fizwidget's Challenges

First Room - Size Puzzle

Room Description:

ToooAh's Potion:

Size Change Effect:

Room Revelation:

Second Portal:

Carnival Realm

Entry:

Fizwidget's Greeting:

Illusions of Failure:

Challenge 1: Strongman Bell

Challenge Description:

Elik'r Stormswallow's Attempt:

Challenge 2: Coconut Shy

Challenge Description:

Elvva Beltavar's Attempts:

Fizwidget's Punishment:

Challenge 3: Unstable Bridges

Challenge Description:

Ser Tessell Highfrost's Attempt:

Challenge 4: Mirror Maze

Challenge Description:

ToooAh's Attempt:

Fizwidget's Punishment:

Challenge 5: Archery Range

Challenge Description:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Transformation:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Attempts:

Fizwidget's Punishment:

Offer to Win Back:

Coin Flip Result:

Attempted Attack on Fizwidget

ToooAh's Action:

ToooAh's Offer:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Negotiation:

Fizwidget's Response:

Further Negotiation:

Main Arena - Performance Challenge

Fizwidget's Family:

The Challenge:

Planning Phase:

Available Equipment:

Performance Begins:

Elvva Beltavar's Action:

Ser Tessell Highfrost's Action:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Action:

ToooAh's Action:

Elik'r Stormswallow's Action:

First Round Results:

Second Round:

ToooAh's Action:

Elik'r Stormswallow's Action:

Ser Tessell Highfrost's Action:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Action:

Elvva Beltavar's Action:

Second Round Results:

Gnome Audience Reaction:

Fizwidget's Judgment:

Final Challenge - Knife Throwing

Setup:

Positions:

Stakes:

First Throw:

Second Throw:

Third Throw:

Final Throw - Apple:

Fizwidget's Judgment:

Return to Reality

Flash of Light:

Ambiguous Status:

D6 Roll for Presents:

Presents Distributed:

Dispute Resolution:


Magical Items Received

Ser Tessell Highfrost - Iron Circlet

Description:

ToooAh - Magical Rope

Description:

Elvva Beltavar - Founder's Wand

Description:

Lady Odonia of Galantri - Hide Armour

Description:

Elik'r Stormswallow

Received: Nothing (disputed present given to Lady Odonia of Galantri)


Reality Confirmed

DM Statement (03:14:29): "OK, as you're all back to normal"

Effects Reversed:

Effects Permanent:


Return to Castle

Final Scene:

Next Session Preview:


NPCs Encountered

New NPCs

Fizwidget Spindleflash - Gnome trickster/carnival master, top hat and flashy posh suit with white ruffle collar, handlebar moustache, white hair, big beard, red nose, pocket watch, Alice in Wonderland aesthetic, flair for theatrical, enjoys creating chaos and defying order, controls magical carnival, thousands of gnome family members, claims party shot his cousin/brother in eye, created entire magical reality experience, gave party magical items

Ser Roland Steelhart - Young knight (18 years old), unlanded, unmarried, chiselled face, striking deep blue eyes, dark tousled hair (naturally messy), tall and athletic, Jamie Lannister appearance with dark hair, in party's command, previous sparring partner with Elvva Beltavar, intimate encounter during magical reality (never actually happened)

Rachel - Barmaid entranced by Ser Tessell Highfrost's song, would have become stalker/groupie, followed everywhere, created during magical reality (never actually existed)

Short Jane Goldie - Pirate captain, tricorn hat, eye patches, hooks for hands, new crew, recruited Ser Tessell Highfrost during magical reality (never actually happened), gave treasure map

Mentioned NPCs

Eldrin Oakenhart - Royal Advisor, recovering from injuries, led war room briefing, reviewed kingdom map and strategic objectives

Crown Princess Eilrora Everglade - Target of Lady Odonia of Galantri's attraction (magical effect), intimate encounter with Ser Tessell Highfrost during magical reality (never actually happened)

Ser Silvar Glinnan - Military advisor, shown training troops at Stormhold Keep in Fizwidget's portal, threatened with death in failed coin flip, status ambiguous after reality reset

Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian - Married to Elik'r Stormswallow during magical reality (never actually happened), given kitten "Catness Everclean," went boar hunting while singing

Duke Vallandor Firebloom - Rules Neverwinter, mentioned as highest-ranking noble in northern territories, key strategic target


Locations Visited

Belendar - Palace War Room - Strategic briefing with Eldrin Oakenhart, reviewed kingdom map and northern campaign objectives

Belendar - Palace Feast Hall - Initial magical cherry cake consumption, multiple rounds of magical drinks, Fizwidget's first appearances

Belendar - Palace Guest Chambers - Princess's chambers, three-way encounter during magical reality

Belendar - City Streets/Woods - Boar hunting expedition, various magical effect locations

Belendar - Casino/Tavern - Ser Tessell Highfrost's singing performance, Elvva Beltavar's gambling wins

Belendar - Local Chapel - Marriage ceremony between Elik'r Stormswallow and Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian

Belendar - Garden (Former Manse Location) - Bean planting, toadstool sprouting, portal entrance and exit

Fizwidget's Toadstool Realm - Magical pocket dimension with multiple challenge rooms

Fizwidget's Carnival Arena - Main performance arena with thousands of gnome spectators

Mentioned Locations

Neverwinter - Duchy controlling large northern area, ruled by Duke Vallandor Firebloom, primary strategic target

Eastern Citadel - Gone silent, borders Badlands

Badlands - Wild lands occupied by orcs, goblins, minotaurs, trolls, ogres

Stormhold Keep - Party's base, Ser Silvar Glinnan shown training troops

Immortal Draconic Empire - Southern border, blocked by sandstorm ("DLC locked")

Chieftains of Nolunia - Northern territory with continent's largest mountain

Bane Watcher Citadel - Monastery in mountain (different from campaign start location)

Dragon Claw Island - Mentioned on map

Canathalas - Port town (first stop in campaign)

Sylobelle - Lady Odonia of Galantri's seat

Ulvenora - Mining town


Quest Updates

Active Quests

Rally the North - Status: Active (NOT STARTED)

Secure Eastern Border - Status: Active (NOT STARTED)

Visit Bane Watcher Citadel - Status: Active (URGENT)

Civil War - Eagle vs Falcon - Status: Active (ONGOING)

The Bane Influence - Status: Active (CRITICAL)

Mysteries

Fizwidget Spindleflash - Status: New Mystery

Magical Items Properties - Status: Active

Treasure Map - Status: Active

Ongoing From Previous Sessions

Thalas/Elincia Flowers/Lady Alysanne - Status: Active

Avicia's Education - Status: Pending Decision

Ser Silvar Glinnan & Dog Status - Status: Ambiguous


Combat Encounters

No Traditional Combat This Session

Challenge Encounters (Fizwidget's Carnival)

Strongman Bell Challenge:

Coconut Shy Challenge:

Unstable Bridges Challenge:

Mirror Maze Challenge:

Hook a Duck Challenge:

Life and Death Coin Flip:

Arena Performance Challenge:

Knife Throwing Challenge:


Loot & Rewards

Magical Items (Permanent)

Ser Tessell Highfrost:

ToooAh:

Elvva Beltavar:

Lady Odonia of Galantri:

Elik'r Stormswallow:

Currency Changes (Status Unclear - Magical Reality)

Possible Changes:

Resolution Needed: Verify if gold changes persisted after reality reset

Items of Uncertain Status

Treasure Map:

Ser Silvar Glinnan:

Lady Odonia of Galantri's Dog:


Character Status

Injuries & Conditions

All Party Members:

Temporary Effects (All Reversed):

Permanent Acquisitions:

Ongoing Conditions (From Previous Sessions)

Elvva Beltavar:

Elik'r Stormswallow:

Ser Tessell Highfrost:

Lady Odonia of Galantri:

ToooAh:


Memorable Moments

Session 27 - Fizwidget Spindleflash - Gnome trickster created entire magical reality experience starting from feast, including forced marriage between Elik'r Stormswallow and Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian, Elvva Beltavar's complete nakedness after clothing burned off, multiple magical challenges in toadstool realm with thousands of gnome family members watching, threatened to kill Ser Silvar Glinnan and dog, ultimately reversed all effects but gave party four permanent magical items.

Session 27 - Ser Tessell Highfrost - Natural 1 knife throw hit Elik'r Stormswallow's left testicle (10 piercing damage) while Elik'r Stormswallow strapped to spinning wheel, followed by turning around and throwing backwards blindly for final shot, rolled Natural 20, perfectly impaled apple in Elik'r Stormswallow's mouth. Earlier gained master seducer ability causing intimate encounter that swapped between Princess and Lady Odonia of Galantri mid-encounter.

Session 27 - Elvva Beltavar - Lost all clothing when magical cake made skin catch fire (no damage), left completely naked when Lady Odonia of Galantri and Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian stole remaining magical top after knocking her unconscious, had intimate encounter with Ser Roland Steelhart while naked ("30 seconds later. It was quick"), later won 1000 gold gambling when Fizwidget magically changed dice to double sixes despite Elvva Beltavar refusing to cheat.

Session 27 - ToooAh - Lost wings completely in mirror maze challenge, kicked lion in face mid-jump during arena performance (critical success), bacon-flavoured burps for 24 hours, received magical rope as reward, repeatedly urged party to explore toadstool throughout evening.

Session 27 - Elik'r Stormswallow & Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian - Forced to marry in chapel ceremony after Elik'r Stormswallow proposed on one knee (both tried to refuse but magically compelled to say yes), rings embedded into skin, went boar hunting while singing everything compulsively, Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian stole Elik'r Stormswallow's boot leaving him hopping on one foot, Co'narr 'Banewatcher' Hyborian received kitten "Catness Everclean" that hissed at everyone else.

Session 27 - Lady Odonia of Galantri - Aphrodisiac cake made her attracted to Princess, competed with Ser Tessell Highfrost to seduce Princess (lost, tripped over chair), received insulting parrot "Flossy" that called Ser Tessell Highfrost's manhood small and insulted everyone she spoke to, transformed into duck and hooked by scythe-sized hook during "hook a duck" challenge losing her dog, lost coin flip resulting in vision of Ser Silvar Glinnan being killed.

Session 27 - Party (Tactical) - Successfully entertained 1000 angry gnomes with coordinated circus performance including lion riding/kicking, fire juggling/eating, trapeze acrobatics, and lute immolation via Sacred Flame, earning 706 of 1000 votes despite Elvva Beltavar landing awkwardly straddling horse, Elik'r Stormswallow setting arena floor on fire, and lion crushing Lady Odonia of Galantri.

Session 27 - Reality Reset - Everything from feast onward revealed as Fizwidget's magical alternate reality at 03:14:29 when DM said "as you're all back to normal" - marriage never happened, nakedness reversed, deaths prevented, seductions erased, but four magical items remained as real rewards from the experience.


Next Session

Cliffhanger

Ambiguous Status After Reality Reset:

Preparation for Northern Campaign:

Ongoing Threats:

To Investigate

Fizwidget Spindleflash:

Magical Item Properties:

Reality Reset Verification:

Strategic Questions:

Mysteries From Previous Sessions:

NPCs to Follow Up

Immediate Verification:

Strategic Meetings:

Active Threats:

Support Network:

Immediate Concerns

Before Departing Belendar:

  1. Identify four new magical items (circlet, rope, wand, armour)
  2. Verify Ser Silvar Glinnan and dog are alive
  3. Make Avicia's education decision
  4. Confirm gold/treasure map status
  5. Organize 712 troops for march

Mission Priority Decision:

Travel Logistics:

Party Management:

Kingdom Situation: