Joneyentee the Unknown

Faction: Neutral | Status: Active, whereabouts unknown Race: Wood Elf (Half-Elf in backstory) | Class: Wizard Tags: #npc/neutral #npc/scholar #npc/mage #npc/former-party-member

Description

Wood elf wizard, age 32, with emerald eyes, white hair, and copper-tinged skin. Member of Elven Mage Guild with insatiable curiosity for ancient artifacts and arcane mysteries. Known for comically limp-handed casting of Magic Missile spell. Chaotic neutral alignment pursuing the legendary Chronos Scepter, which can manipulate time itself. Currently "researching" in unknown location.

Key Details

Age: 32 years old
Height: 5'10", Weight: 175 lbs
Appearance: Emerald eyes, white hair, copper-tinged skin
Class: Wizard, Level 1 (Session 1)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Organization: Elven Mage Guild (trained there)
Current quest: Seeking the Chronos Scepter (time-manipulation artifact)
Famous for: Limp-handed Magic Missile casting, climbing instead of using Mage Hand
Historic blunder: Climbed to reach horn (animal tusk/horn) instead of using Mage Hand spell, fell and took damage - This horn was later blown by Ser Pas Rata, awakening The Bane
Clothing: Common clothes, wielded staff
Languages: Common, Draconic, Elvish, Halfling

Chronos Scepter Quest

The Artifact:

Name: Chronos Scepter
Power: Manipulate the fabric of time itself
Abilities: Speed up time, slow down time, stop time altogether
Potential uses: Unravel universe mysteries, explore history, alter events
Location: Hidden within forgotten temple
Protection: Ancient traps and powerful guardians
Requirement: Wit, wisdom, and strength to prove worthiness

Joneyentee's Motivation:

Invaluable power for wizard pursuing knowledge
Allow exploration of farthest reaches of history
Potentially alter course of events to his desires
Ultimate pursuit of ancient knowledge and arcane mastery

Journey Status:

Left Elven Mage Guild for the quest
Boarded merchant vessel bound for distant shores
Researching maps and manuscripts
Deciphering cryptic riddles and clues
Driven by anticipation and allure of artifact's power

Known Dangers:

Rival treasure hunters
Ancient guardians protecting artifact
Dark forces seeking to claim artifact
Unknown perils awaiting in forgotten temple

Equipment & Possessions

Weapons:

Crossbow (light)
Dagger
Dart
Longbow
Longsword
Quarterstaff (primary)
Shortbow
Shortsword
Sling

Armour:

None (wizard robes/common clothes)

Special Items:

Unknown map with mountain and door illustration (clue to Chronos Scepter location?)

Relationships

Organization: Elven Mage Guild (former member, left to pursue artifact)
Former party member: Riders of the Storm (Session 1 only - one-shot campaign test)
Encountered by: Elik'r Stormswallow (Session 31 - via magical tea portal)

Appearances

Session 1 - Original party member during campaign one-shot test. Participated in initial adventure before campaign officially began. Known for limp-handed Magic Missile casting that became his signature characteristic. Attempted to climb to reach horn (made from animal tusk/horn) instead of simply using Mage Hand spell - fell and took damage. This horn was later blown by someone, awakening The Bane and setting the campaign's major threat in motion. Joneyentee's overthinking became legendary among original group.
Session 31 - 18 October 2025 - Elik'r Stormswallow encountered him via magical tea portal (rolled 43 on ToooAh's magical tea). Portal opened to dark library room where Joneyentee was "researching." Elik'r Stormswallow stepped through, found books and Joneyentee through next door, was instantly ejected from portal with d6 psychic damage. Brief encounter, no conversation. Current location and research subject unknown.

Character Traits

Insatiable curiosity for ancient artifacts
Deep appreciation for magic mysteries
Natural talent for arcane manipulation
Thirst for adventure and knowledge
Driven and determined (unshaken resolve)
Willing to sacrifice for power/knowledge
Comically poor spellcasting form (limp-handed)
Overthinks simple solutions - Climbed to reach horn instead of using Mage Hand spell, fell and took damage
Chaotic neutral - pursues personal goals over moral considerations

Background Summary

Raised in Elven Mage Guild halls, Joneyentee excelled in arcane studies with natural talent for magic manipulation. Heard rumours of Chronos Scepter and became obsessed with acquiring its time-manipulation powers. Left safety of Guild to embark on perilous journey seeking the artifact. Studied maps, manuscripts, and cryptic riddles while traveling by merchant vessel. Undeterred by rival hunters, guardians, and dark forces, continues pursuit of ultimate arcane power. Currently researching in unknown location (possibly library discovered in Session 31 portal encounter).

Quests - Mysteries#Chronos Scepter - Personal quest to find time-manipulation artifact
Quests - Mysteries#Joneyentee's Research - What was he researching when Elik'r found him?
Quests - Active#The Bane - Horn he tried to reach (Session 1) was later blown, awakening The Bane

Elven Mage Guild (former home/training)
Unknown library (Session 31 portal location - dark room with books)
Forgotten temple (rumoured Chronos Scepter location - not yet found)

Chronos Scepter - Legendary time-manipulation artifact (object of his quest)
Unknown map (mountain with door illustration)